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1.Umusaza yabwiye umwuzukuru we ati:”Mwana wanjye mbabajwe nuko ngiye kuzapfa ntatashye ubukwe bwawe!” Uwo mwana aramusubiza ati:”Ntibikubabaze kuko nanjye sinatashye ubwawe!”
2.Umugabo yagiye mwisoko kugura inyama agezeyo abona aho bari kuzipima arabaza ati iki kiro ni nyama?
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3.Umugore yari yasinze aheka umwana we w’umuhungu amucuritse agiye munsi y’urugo kwihagarika amusimbije akora mukanwa agaruka avuza induru ati umwana wanjye yabaye umukobwa kandi yari umuhungu.
4.Umugabo yagiye mukabari kunywa amaze gusinda arataha ageze hanze abona amazu aragenda yicara hasi ati iyanjye iransanga hano!
5.Umugabo yagiye gusura bantu agezeyo asanga bahishije akomanze bahisha ibiryo munsi yameza ubugari ni nyama zifite isosi itukura bihumura cyane, baricara bigeze aho umugabo ati reka rero mbabwire ibyago twagize kurugendo. tugeze mwikorosi twahuye nikiyoka kinini!! cyari gifite umutwe munini wanganaga na buriya bugari buri munsi yameza ijisho ryayo ryatukuraga ni nkiriya sosi iri hariya munsi yameza nuko bahita babizana barabirya!
6.Abana bavukana bagiye gufata indangamanota, bageze mu rugo buri umwe yereka Se asanga umwe yabaye uwa mbere undi aba uwanyuma, niko kubabwira ati” mwakoze sha mwabakandiye hagati n’ubutaha ntihazagire ubaca mu myanya y’intoki”
7.Umugabo wari umukirisitu yagiye kwirega ibyaha …”Nibye igitoki cyo kwa kanaka …naciye inyuma umuturanyi wanjye ….”, hanyuma padiri amuca icyiru, umugabo ataha yishimye rwose ,yumva yakize , ndetse afata n’ umugambi mwiza , ku cyumweru abyukira mu missa ya mbere .
Padiri ageze igihe cyo kwigisha atangira kwigisha abakiristu uburyo bakwiye kwifata …”Ntimukibe ni bibi …Gusambara ni icyaha gikomeye ….” …Umugabo aho yicaye atangira kubyimba …Umujinya urazamuka …bagiye
kubona babona ahagurutse yijujuta asohoka ari kuvugira mu matamatama …”Puuu , sinzagaruka …ariko ubundi koko nabikubwiriraga iki ?? Ubundi uri Mutabazi tuva inda imwe ??”. Ubwo ahita yisubirira ku idini rya gihanga . sinjye wahera !
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